Reviewing Terms

  1. Reviewing is time consuming and my time is worth money. I am primarily interested in working with companies with affiliate programs or who have availability through my affiliates. Exceptions may be made for toys or companies that I am especially excited about.
  2. Companies are expected to send product in exchange for a review; I will not give monetary payment for a toy I have agreed to review for you. No matter my relationship with the company, my reviews are unbiased. I reserve the right to publish my opinion, whether positive, negative, or otherwise.
  3. In the case of affiliate programs, I expect to be in an ongoing, regular reviewing relationship. My affiliates will receive ad space on my blog for the duration of the relationship.
  4. I will review toys that I am unable to make an affiliate commission from for a fee. This fee includes a review, six months of ad space, and a permanent link in the review. Please contact me for pricing information. This fee will not promise you a positive product review.
  5. I will not review toys that are not made from body safe materials. Toys must be either 100% silicone, wood, metal, glass, ceramic, stone, or ABS plastic.
  6. For no reason will I return, pay for, or provide a refund for a product sent to me for review or without my approval. I am not responsible for the cost of toys that I do not receive (for instance, those lost in shipping).
  7. If I have reviewed for you before, you must still contact me prior to sending me product. This is to confirm I have the time for a review. If a toy magically appears without warning, it is a gift I am under no obligations to review.
  8. Review stipulations must be stated clearly before establishing a relationship. Surprise requirements after receiving a product will not be taken into account. Reviews will not be proofed by the sender of the product before publishing. My review of your product will be linked to you, not to a competitor; however, I will link back to my own or a fellow blogger’s post as I see fit.

Sending me product to review is equal to your agreement to my previously stated terms and conditions.

Products I Review

  • Sex toys
    • I do not review intermediate or expert anal toys at this time
  • Sex research books
  • Sexuality-related novels
  • Lubes
  • Restraint items

Products I Do Not Review

  • Erotica
  • Instruction books
  • Supplements
  • Condoms
  • Fucking machines
  • Candles
  • Massage Oils
  • Lotions
  • Toy cleaners
  • Floggers, whips, canes,  crops
  • Ball gags


I will remove comments I deem offensive or irrelevant.

Morality Clause

I reserve to right to remove or edit reviews or advertisements associated with companies whose ethics, practices, reputation, or treatments of persons are found to be oppressive or discriminatory. I reserve the right to cut ties with those companies I find I cannot trust.

Content Use

You may share my content via a link, or you may quote me in 75 words or less with a link back to my article with full credit. Outside of this, please get my permission to duplicate my content or photos.

Have questions? Feel free to contact me at vulva.ink@gmail.com

I reserve the right to publish all emails sent to me. Identity will only be revealed in cases of abuse or douchebaggery.