I’ve never considered myself a big jewelry person. I don’t wear bracelets, and my wedding ring spends evenings on my nightstand. I have a large collection of dangly earrings gathering dust as they wait for fancy occasions that rarely come. Continue reading “Vesper by Crave”
When an adult store gets a new toy in stock, some companies will send testers to put into display stands for customers to try out (with their hands only). When we got the Nova at work, we got a lot of testers, more than we could possible put on display. To clear things out, I got to take one home to try myself. I had heard many fantastic things from fellow bloggers, and was curious as to how this dual vibrator would compare to the ones before it. Continue reading “Nova by We-Vibe”
Trekking through the wilderness of fascinating Fun Factory shapes, I came across the Tiger G5, a ribbed, teal creature that promised a rumble in my jungle. Boasting an uncircumcised phallus and prominent ribcage, I decided to document my experiences with the beautiful Tiger. Continue reading “Tiger G5 by Fun Factory”
Another day, another Satisfyer review. While, yes, I realize that this is only the second review I’ve written for them, it’s also the fourth toy I’ve tried, one of which has already been discontinued, though the review was posted within the last few months.
Continue reading “Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation by Satisfyer”
Some people say that size matters, while others say it’s all about how you use it. Personally, I’ve always been in the “how you use it” camp. It’s more body inclusive, and it doesn’t make anyone feel ashamed of themselves. This is why I can enjoy using both the Godemiche Ambit with it’s bulky head, as well as the Mysteryvibe Crescendo, which is about as big around as two fingers (I have large hands with long, skinny fingers, so about two Ticonderoga No. 2 pencils thick, and about four wide). Continue reading “Crescendo by Mysteryvibe”
I bought this vibrator when searching for a toy to help my fiancé (then boyfriend) practice penetrating me with a toy, without a chance of hitting my cervix. It worked like a charm, and has become one of my favorite insertables. Continue reading “Semolino by Fun Factory”
There are three main kinds of vibration in sex toys: buzzy (think of the shallow vibrations of your phone), rumbly (the deeper vibration of a video game controller), and the thuddy vibrations of these pulsators, which I can only compare to someone boxing my clit (which is a much more pleasurable sensation than it sounds).
Continue reading “2, Pro 2, and Penguin by Satisfyer”